Showing posts with label Window Blinds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Window Blinds. Show all posts

Friday, September 28, 2007

Those Fucking Window Blinds & The Autumn Climacteric

Hi guys,

A second set of crummy window blinds came down in my kitchen about an hour ago. Once again the plastic window holders shattered. I discovered that they were manufactured in the People's Republic of China. Products from that country has been much in the news in recent months. Chinese products have gotten a bad reputation for shoddy workmanship, even dangerous for one's health. A third set in the main room of my apartment is also ready to give way. I notified building management of this. I hope they can come by on Monday to replace these three sets of blinds. I suspect summer heat in the daytime has weakened the window plastic holders :-(

Mid morning today a strong cold front passed through. It didn't produce any rain which we desperately need. By late morning, the sky had cleared. Now we have beautiful blue skies, some periods of dramatic cloud formations, brilliant sunshine, and strong, refreshing breezes from the northwest. Tomorrow and Sunday we will have ideal football weather. Fall is on the way. For some reason, I feel hornier in the fall than other times of the year. Do other guys feel this way? I am getting ready for a leisurely, sweet bate session this evening. I certainly deserve it for what I have been through lately.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Shit! A mishap!

Hi guys,

About 30 minutes ago, I received a gracious response from, Circumcised.Aussie, my circumcised bro from down under. Damn! I had the call of nature and had to take a piss in my bathroom. I was adjusting the window blinds of my bathroom when the blinds fell of their holder into the bathtub. It so happens that the holders of these blinds in the window frame completely shattered. So I will have to go the resident manager of my apartment building early next week to report this mishap. I am afraid that I will have to cough up one hundred dollars for its replacement. I am rather pissed that window shades these days are so fragile and shodily made.

The moral to this story is that the male penis is much more stronger and durable. Think of your penis is one your best buddy. You wouldn't mistreat or harm such a buddy. My best buddy between my legs and I have been together through thick and thin for 57 years. I have loved him and he has loved me back in countless, immeasurable ways over the years. You take care of a good buddy and he will take care of you. That is what buddies are all about.

The flaccid penis looks and feels so vulnerable. But in his erect state, he is a pillar strength and capable of delivering love in a most concrete way. He is much more durable than fragile window blinds these days. But nevertheless, treat him right. He is only penis you have :-)