More on porking off

Hi guys,

Damn! My RIC'ed penis and I are having such a good time this morning that for the last couple hours typing entries for this blog, jacking off, and chatting with buds on the Net. But this morning since I am on vacation, he and I are having a very serious date. That means I am not going to get my rocks off for a while yet.

I had mentioned several weeks ago that I learned the expression porking off from my younger brother many years ago when I was entering adolescence and he was not far behind. He said that porking off meant jacking off, masturbating to orgasm and ejaculation. He learned that expression, so he said, from classmates in school.

Here is what I have submitted today to www.UrbanDictionary.com:

"Definitions:

"Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.

"Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.

"Examples:

"Oh, you are porking off, said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).

"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly, so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with [pork off], cum, semen.

"I heard these two expressions from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.

"Synonyms: Masturbation, Jacking off, Beating off, Beating the meat, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Related to pork a woman/man, coitus, fucking, sexual congress."

Completion of post, Sunday afternoon, November 18.

I submitted my new definitions of porking off, both verb and noun, to UrbanDictionary.com. on November 9. My post is still under review. I don't know why it is taking so long.

Since then I have had a several hot chats with guys on mIRC and allkink.com on porking off. A gay guy on allkink.com in the Jock Zone chatroom told me that he too learned this expression as an adolescent. He told me that he enjoys porking other guys, fucking them. And porking off for him is the same as masturbation, jacking off, beating the meat, etc.

A bisexual guy near my age tells me that he loves to pork both mouth and ass, I guess mostly of guys, although I suppose women enjoy sucking his cock. Yes, porking off for him means jacking off, masturbation to climax complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen!

Perhaps the most amazing chat on this topic occurred with a 19 yo guy who told me that porking off for him is a sustained or continuous sexual orgasm, if that is possible. Perhaps more realistic is a sexual high or nirvana (I hope my Vedanta friends don't take offense at this, a Sexual Samadhi or absorption into Penis through continuous masturbation with sustained edging). Many young guys (I mean guys at the threshold of masculine maturity at age 21) or even sex athletes (jackoff artists) can have a series of orgasms, perhaps with multiple ejaculations of semen, if that is possible in a marathon jack off session :-)

Both pork and pork off have an active, virile meaning of male sexual expression. To pork a woman or man does not mean rape, at least I hope. It just means a powerful, dynamic fuck which brings powerful and fulfilling pleasure to both fucker and fuckee. Likewise, to pork off is an absolutely powerful and active masturbation session in which a man experiences absolute sexual bliss through his penis and exults in his rejuvenating virility.

Early Columbus Day evening bate date

Hi guys,

After composing the last entry to this blog early this afternoon, I felt drowsy and took a long holiday nap. I laid down on my futon with nothing on except a pair of Munsingwear Kangaroo Pouch briefs. My earlier horniness was subsumed in this beautiful, relaxing nap.

But now it is heading toward sunset and my penis, my best buddy, wants some loving. I am naked right now buck naked with only a black Under Armour men's large cup jockstrap. These jocks can be worn with or without an athletic cup. But my RIC'ed penis is so sleepy that I will wait until later on.

Continuation: I have slipped off the UA jock, much as I like it, and I am entirely buck naked. While typing this section, I am preparing a bowl of Campbell's mushroom soup, heavily fortified with milk, my favorite. This soup resembles semen, cum. I hope you don't get grossed out by this description. But damn, deep down inside, I am horny and want so much a date with my RIC'ed penis. My penis loves this talk and is waking up from his slumber.

I have just prepared the mushroom soup with a can of whole milk and put on the stove at low heat. Somehow my penis even in his repose loves this talk: Milk, cream, semen. Semen which a human male produces is certainly thick and creamy. But its texture and even color varies according to the frequency of sexual congress or masturbation session. If a guy masturbates every day or several times a week, his semen has the consistency of milk, whereas if he masturbates or has sex once a week or even more once every two weeks, his semen may be more copious and have a creamy consistency. Semen is truly the essence of the male, a product of his testicles, prostate, and seminal vesicles. Semen is produced in the heat of passion of sexual congress (fucking) or masturbation in the climax of the ecstasy of orgasm and ejaculation.
Semen has nutrients which enable the spermatozoa to swim to the female egg in a woman's cervix. That is why male semen is so potent.

But it goes much further than this. Both male and female sex organs are called genitals because they procreate for the propagation of the species. That is why sexual activities are so alive, this includes masturbation. Sex if rightly used in lovemaking is pleasurable, powerful for the bonding of sexual partners. This is true for the dedicated masturbator, who looks upon masturbation as a serious date between himself and his body with the penis being a potent sex tool of this bonding.

Males more so than females tend to be graphic in their description of genitals and sexual acts. Their descriptions and terminology used may verge on the vulgar. Sex slang is not used in polite company, but it is used among males in their private, confidential conversations as male bonding. Hence sex slang while vulgar is powerful and descriptive. Most males love to hear sex slang. It makes them glad that they are male. Sex slang if properly used is also a potent aphrodisiac.

Masturbation while not generally used in polite society or even on the airwaves is a neutral term. Jacking off, Beating off, Beating the meat, and the like are both descriptive of the fact that masturbation is a powerful act of self-love. Likewise, fucking, laying pipe, plowing cunt, and the like, are powerful terms of coitus.

When I was eleven and entering puberty, my younger brother and I shared a bedroom at home. For several months, early in the morning during the winter, he and I would get in bed and play with each other. We would feel each other's penis and revel in innocent sex play. Even at this time, when I played with my penis, or he, I would ooze precum. He would say, "Oh, you are porking off". I think he picked that up from his classmates at school, and I think he meant jacking off and cumming. He said so several times. We continued these early morning sessions until I got into high school and achieving sexual maturity in masturbation. By that time, our parents gave us separate bedrooms. My brother and I grew apart from that time. He's straight; I'm gay.

To "pork" a woman is a vulgar, yet potent term for a good, hard fuck. It is the kind of fuck a boar has with a sow to produce a litter of piglets. Hence, the term "porking off" is a good, potent masturbation session which produces a load of thick semen!,

Horniness and Sexual Vasocongestion

Hi guys,

As I do most Sundays, I wake up early, usually around 6 or 6:30 a.m. Today was no exception and I quickly bathed and shaved and went to church. (Yes, I do go to church). Today is the first day of autumn and while the temps here are still summery, fortunately we have low humidity, ingredients for football weather. Both Washington Redskins and Nationals have games today. The sun rose as a orangish red ball of fire!

There is another fire. It is the fire of sexual energy that healthy males have in their loins most days. Most males from puberty on experience morning erections. Morning erections are caused by super abundance of testosterone in males in the early morning hours. It is usually in those hours before sunrise that many males have erotic dreams, some of them turning in wet dreams resulting in emission of semen. But in most cases, a guy may wake with a hardon or a boner, which may be throbbing with sexual promise. That is how I felt when I came to as the sky was brightening with the approaching sunrise. Well, the needs of my best buddy had to be deferred with religious obligations that come on Sundays.

But any red blooded male, even if he has many demands in his life, whether it be with his career, family, religious organization, or even athletic team or sport (both Pro and amateur), cannot neglect his sexual desires or urges which comprise the state of horniness. Most guys, especially if they are adults, defer the sweetness of horniness to when he can spend with his sexual partner or himself. Horniness, sexual desire, only increases, becomes more urgent, becomes sweeter throughout the day or even more so throughout the week, to when he can't stand it any longer. Then that time of sexual congress with his partner through coitus or himself in masturbation is indeed a sweet time of communion. He may be so horny at that time he lubes a steady stream of precum before actual coitus.

The ancient Greeks had three words for 'love'. They are philia, love that is found in friendships; agape, altruistic, self-giving love, which they considered the highest form of love; and eros, erotic love found in sexual congress. Erotic love is sexual love, physical love expressed through our bodies either in sexual congress, that is the heart of coitus, fucking, or physical love of one's self which is the heart of masturbation. The Good Lord created the three types of love for us humans. Unfortunately, we humans through our societal mores tend to consider the free exercise of eros as shameful. Yes, there are the constraints of lawful marriage and sex in private behind closed and locked doors. But such shame is often so pervasive that it is the cause of serious sexual dysfunction.

Horniness in its most noticeable form is represented in the sexual vasocongestion of the male genitals. A guy then will have a throbbing erection that will not go away. If he hasn't had sexual activity for several days or a week, his seminal vesicles, prostate, and ancillary organs will be engorged with seminal fluids demanding release. This condition adds fuel to sexual passion, but the experienced lover of his significant other or himself will seek control in the sexual act which brings all to a shattering climax.

Friday night date

Hi guys,

As in the previous post, I haven't masturbated in a good week. Actually duties and even intrigues in my workplace during the past week prevented me from acting upon the urge to jack off. But the sweet time of intimacy with my penis has arrived! I have donned a pair of black Under Armour Core Vent Compression shorts. Under Armour!!! Yeah!!!! I love how the UA microfibre mesh pouch caresses both my cockshaft and glans.

Right now I am engaged in foreplay. My penis is in a state of anticipation. Every touch, every caress is sweet. My penis is throbbing in excitement. He clearly is happy at such attention. It's been so long that my glans is being to ooze out precum. As I continue to stroke, it feels better and better.

Now the serious stroking begins--rapid firm strokes. Slow strokes, firm caresses. It all feels so good!!! I am now beating my meet to one of my favorite models, Alex Wilcox. Alex has such a beautiful circumcision and a shiny, plump glans.

It's enough to drive me over the edge which I did just now, pumping out a thick load. Such a beautiful, sweet release, thus putting out of mind worries of the past week.

Take care.

Irrepressible & Ejaculatory Inevitability

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Hi guys,

I tried to post an entry around 8 a.m. Friday morning. My seminal vesicles and prostate were fully loaded then. I was utterly surprised because I had a "short" masturbation session about the same time of day even though I had an appointment out later.

Irrepressible is how I describes a guy's sexual urge. The male, more so than the female, is more apt to have sexual urges. Males are fully wired for this type of rampant sexual energy which is centered in his groin, but which suffuses his entire body. The male by virtue of his sexual equipment was created to penetrate the vagina of the female with his penis. Vagina means sheath in Latin, a perfect receptacle for the penis. A man by virtue of their physique is apt to fuck the female with pelvic thrusts and then achieve orgasm and ejaculation of his semen at the cervix of the woman. The Good Lord created this arrangement for the propagation of the species. An experienced male lover woos the female, gets her hot through foreplay. Then he engages in a leisurely fuck during he brings her to heights of orgasm, over and over again, while he delays his own until he knows she is fully satisfied before he presses to his own orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Irrepressible is how I also describe a guy's penis. A guy may have a demanding work-a-day life and demands of wife and children. It may be a little simpler for single, unattached guys. But many guys in modern American society are stressed out don't have much energy or time for sex, much less masturbation. But a guy's penis is charged with energy. That is what happens with a guy is horny as shown in the pics above.

Early Friday morning, my RIC'ed penis was insistent. He wanted some loving. So I gave it to him. We had a quickie and he ejaculated a load of thick semen. Surprisingly in less than eighteen hours he is rearing to go again. So I'll give him some sweet loving.

I have been riding the edge of ejaculatory inevitability for nearly two hours now. I have been teasing my glans and reveling in the sweet feelings of the bate.

JackinWorld Science Corner gives a good explanation of ejaculatory inevitability:


"For the male, orgasm almost always includes ejaculation, which occurs in two distinct stages: emission and expulsion. Emission occurs when semen collects in an upper part of the urethra known as the urethral bulb. As more semen collects in the urethral bulb, he develops the feeling he is about to ejaculate. This feeling is known as ejaculatory inevitability and usually lasts for 2 to 3 seconds. This is the "point of no return" — the man cannot be stopped from having the orgasm at this point. Expulsion, the second stage, involves rhythmic contractions of the muscles around the base of the penis and anus. These muscular contractions cause the semen to be propelled down the urethra and out of the body. There are normally 4 to 5 rhythmic contractions that occur at 0.8-second intervals, with the first ones being the strongest and most intense. During orgasm in both males and females the heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate all reach peak levels. Both males and females also release a hormone known as oxytocin from their posterior pituitary glands. This hormone is believed to help strengthen the pelvic-muscle contractions associated with orgasm."

But a lot of guys through edging learn how ride "ejaculatory inevitabilty" for as long as possible before slipping over to a shattering climax and powerful ejaculation of semen!

Take care.

Sunday morning jack off

Hi guys,

I had a rough week last week trying to stay out of trouble at work. And I am afraid more of the same this week. But I am ripe for picking by the organization that so much wants to hire me. Here's hoping it the transition to a better work life happens speedily!!!

Hence all day yesterday Saturday I stayed away from the Net to regroup myself.

Gee, I haven't made love to my RIC'ed penis since last Saturday evening a week ago, and I haven't gone all the way to a sweet orgasm and ejaculation of creamy semen. Maybe it will happen this morning. I can't dilly dally though because I have an appointment out later this morning.

Even though guys have rough job, perhaps issues at home, as I said several times already, a man's penis is his best friend. Everyday his best buddy nudges him, says hi in many ways. A guy invariably feels his penis in his underwear (if he doesn't freeball) in his pants. The glans especially sends out tinges of pleasure even when the penis is asleep and flaccid. Or he may get an erection or a boner or a woody, for all sorts of reasons. But most days he may awake to a morning erection. Many guys if they lounge in bed may fondle their tool and the two bros, tease their glans. Playing with yourself is fun and pleasurable. That is enough to lead to a serious masturbation session, or if it is the weekend, sex with your partner, if he/she is available.

For me, my sexual fire is often ignited when I log on to the Internet. This morning it was an e-mail from a good jockbuddy in Wyoming. We have a common passion for jockstraps, athletic cups, Under Armour (yeah!!!), and other types of sports gear and attire. Also guaranteed to light my fire are pics of hundreds of circumcised penises on Google Circumcised_guys and Nigel's, Circum.Aussie's Circumcised Beauty blog.

As I am typing this blog, I am riding the edge of ejaculatory inevitability. It has been days that I have denied myself of the pleasures of masturbation. The missile between my legs is erect, fueled, and ready for launching. My gun is loaded and cocked.

Afterword: Almost after writing the above comments, I climaxed and "shot" a pleasurable load of cum!