Hi guys,
I guess this will be my last entry for today in this blog. I haven't been so sexually hot in a real, long time as I have been this afternoon typing my thoughts on topics that really turn me on: Circumcision, jocks and cups, penis, glans teasing, masturbation, fucking, cock sucking, etc., etc.
It is interesting to reflect on how many guys consider there penis as a tool. I suppose men and boys throughout the centuries of human civilization have been employed in some trade or other, making things with tools. It is said that the higher primates have made and used tools for even the last few years. Humans have made and used tools to their advantage in creating civilization and societies as we know them now.
So most guys from their boyhood have experienced their penis as a tool primarily of sexual pleasure first to himself and then later on in giving pleasure to his sexual partners. So the penis has been considered as a very powerful tool because it is the organ of active procreation. In Hinduism, the male phallus has been worshiped as a sacred lingam in its temples because couples asked the divinity in such to aid in their conception of children. This was brought out in one of my recent posts.
Circumcision is helpful in producing a "well tooled" penis. As I stated a couple months ago, "An uncircumcised penis is a diamond in the rough, whereas the circumcised penis is a carefully wrought diamond that sparkles in the light." From my reading of the various circumcision groups on the web, many women prefer a "clean cut" circumcised penis because it is clean without the encumbrance of foreskin. One of my adult circumcised buddies on the web told me that he loves his circed penis because it no longer smells. RIC [Routine Infant Circumcision] gained ascendancy here in the USA among many doctors and parents in later nineteenth century for its hygienic benefits (although as I said in previous posts of this blog, it was practiced to deaden the sensitivity in young males conducive to masturbation).
Finally the word tooling has an active meaning, namely the activity that occurs with a tool, usually in manufacturing. Tooling with your penis has a potent and active (certainly alive) meaning in fucking or jacking off, or to use even more potent language, explored at length in a post earlier today, porking or porking off, the goal of these posts today in going all the way with my penis this evening. It's been so long, buddy! Maybe he's saying that to me. Hint, hint! :-) However both tool and tooling call for further exploration. I invite those who read my blog to add their insights and comments.
Take care, guys. Have a good "short" work week and a great Thanksgiving.
Afterthought: I forgot to add the word "retooled" to this post. That is what a tool that has been done over or reshaped for more efficient use. That is what circumcision is all about: It gives the male a reshaped penis that is pleasant to the eyes, especially in the erect state. Nothing can be so beautiful as an erect circumcised penis with a glans flared, ready for action, pulsating, oozing precum. It captivates the one, male or female, for the act of sexual congress, coitus, a good, hard pork. And the erect, circumcised penis fills its owner with pleasure, I mean sweet, erotic pleasure of inserting his organ into a ready orifice, for a sweet, hard fuck. Or to oblige himself in leisurely, long masturbation session with lots of edging to an intense pork off resulting in a sweet orgasm and ejaculation of copious load of creamy semen!
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
More on porking off

Hi guys,
Damn! My RIC'ed penis and I are having such a good time this morning that for the last couple hours typing entries for this blog, jacking off, and chatting with buds on the Net. But this morning since I am on vacation, he and I are having a very serious date. That means I am not going to get my rocks off for a while yet.
I had mentioned several weeks ago that I learned the expression porking off from my younger brother many years ago when I was entering adolescence and he was not far behind. He said that porking off meant jacking off, masturbating to orgasm and ejaculation. He learned that expression, so he said, from classmates in school.
Here is what I have submitted today to www.UrbanDictionary.com:
"Definitions:
"Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.
"Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.
"Examples:
"Oh, you are porking off, said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly, so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with [pork off], cum, semen.
"I heard these two expressions from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.
"Synonyms: Masturbation, Jacking off, Beating off, Beating the meat, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Related to pork a woman/man, coitus, fucking, sexual congress."
Completion of post, Sunday afternoon, November 18.
I submitted my new definitions of porking off, both verb and noun, to UrbanDictionary.com. on November 9. My post is still under review. I don't know why it is taking so long.
Since then I have had a several hot chats with guys on mIRC and allkink.com on porking off. A gay guy on allkink.com in the Jock Zone chatroom told me that he too learned this expression as an adolescent. He told me that he enjoys porking other guys, fucking them. And porking off for him is the same as masturbation, jacking off, beating the meat, etc.
A bisexual guy near my age tells me that he loves to pork both mouth and ass, I guess mostly of guys, although I suppose women enjoy sucking his cock. Yes, porking off for him means jacking off, masturbation to climax complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen!
Perhaps the most amazing chat on this topic occurred with a 19 yo guy who told me that porking off for him is a sustained or continuous sexual orgasm, if that is possible. Perhaps more realistic is a sexual high or nirvana (I hope my Vedanta friends don't take offense at this, a Sexual Samadhi or absorption into Penis through continuous masturbation with sustained edging). Many young guys (I mean guys at the threshold of masculine maturity at age 21) or even sex athletes (jackoff artists) can have a series of orgasms, perhaps with multiple ejaculations of semen, if that is possible in a marathon jack off session :-)
Both pork and pork off have an active, virile meaning of male sexual expression. To pork a woman or man does not mean rape, at least I hope. It just means a powerful, dynamic fuck which brings powerful and fulfilling pleasure to both fucker and fuckee. Likewise, to pork off is an absolutely powerful and active masturbation session in which a man experiences absolute sexual bliss through his penis and exults in his rejuvenating virility.
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Monday, October 8, 2007
Early Columbus Day evening bate date
Hi guys,
After composing the last entry to this blog early this afternoon, I felt drowsy and took a long holiday nap. I laid down on my futon with nothing on except a pair of Munsingwear Kangaroo Pouch briefs. My earlier horniness was subsumed in this beautiful, relaxing nap.
But now it is heading toward sunset and my penis, my best buddy, wants some loving. I am naked right now buck naked with only a black Under Armour men's large cup jockstrap. These jocks can be worn with or without an athletic cup. But my RIC'ed penis is so sleepy that I will wait until later on.
Continuation: I have slipped off the UA jock, much as I like it, and I am entirely buck naked. While typing this section, I am preparing a bowl of Campbell's mushroom soup, heavily fortified with milk, my favorite. This soup resembles semen, cum. I hope you don't get grossed out by this description. But damn, deep down inside, I am horny and want so much a date with my RIC'ed penis. My penis loves this talk and is waking up from his slumber.
I have just prepared the mushroom soup with a can of whole milk and put on the stove at low heat. Somehow my penis even in his repose loves this talk: Milk, cream, semen. Semen which a human male produces is certainly thick and creamy. But its texture and even color varies according to the frequency of sexual congress or masturbation session. If a guy masturbates every day or several times a week, his semen has the consistency of milk, whereas if he masturbates or has sex once a week or even more once every two weeks, his semen may be more copious and have a creamy consistency. Semen is truly the essence of the male, a product of his testicles, prostate, and seminal vesicles. Semen is produced in the heat of passion of sexual congress (fucking) or masturbation in the climax of the ecstasy of orgasm and ejaculation.
Semen has nutrients which enable the spermatozoa to swim to the female egg in a woman's cervix. That is why male semen is so potent.
But it goes much further than this. Both male and female sex organs are called genitals because they procreate for the propagation of the species. That is why sexual activities are so alive, this includes masturbation. Sex if rightly used in lovemaking is pleasurable, powerful for the bonding of sexual partners. This is true for the dedicated masturbator, who looks upon masturbation as a serious date between himself and his body with the penis being a potent sex tool of this bonding.
Males more so than females tend to be graphic in their description of genitals and sexual acts. Their descriptions and terminology used may verge on the vulgar. Sex slang is not used in polite company, but it is used among males in their private, confidential conversations as male bonding. Hence sex slang while vulgar is powerful and descriptive. Most males love to hear sex slang. It makes them glad that they are male. Sex slang if properly used is also a potent aphrodisiac.
Masturbation while not generally used in polite society or even on the airwaves is a neutral term. Jacking off, Beating off, Beating the meat, and the like are both descriptive of the fact that masturbation is a powerful act of self-love. Likewise, fucking, laying pipe, plowing cunt, and the like, are powerful terms of coitus.
When I was eleven and entering puberty, my younger brother and I shared a bedroom at home. For several months, early in the morning during the winter, he and I would get in bed and play with each other. We would feel each other's penis and revel in innocent sex play. Even at this time, when I played with my penis, or he, I would ooze precum. He would say, "Oh, you are porking off". I think he picked that up from his classmates at school, and I think he meant jacking off and cumming. He said so several times. We continued these early morning sessions until I got into high school and achieving sexual maturity in masturbation. By that time, our parents gave us separate bedrooms. My brother and I grew apart from that time. He's straight; I'm gay.
To "pork" a woman is a vulgar, yet potent term for a good, hard fuck. It is the kind of fuck a boar has with a sow to produce a litter of piglets. Hence, the term "porking off" is a good, potent masturbation session which produces a load of thick semen!,
After composing the last entry to this blog early this afternoon, I felt drowsy and took a long holiday nap. I laid down on my futon with nothing on except a pair of Munsingwear Kangaroo Pouch briefs. My earlier horniness was subsumed in this beautiful, relaxing nap.
But now it is heading toward sunset and my penis, my best buddy, wants some loving. I am naked right now buck naked with only a black Under Armour men's large cup jockstrap. These jocks can be worn with or without an athletic cup. But my RIC'ed penis is so sleepy that I will wait until later on.
Continuation: I have slipped off the UA jock, much as I like it, and I am entirely buck naked. While typing this section, I am preparing a bowl of Campbell's mushroom soup, heavily fortified with milk, my favorite. This soup resembles semen, cum. I hope you don't get grossed out by this description. But damn, deep down inside, I am horny and want so much a date with my RIC'ed penis. My penis loves this talk and is waking up from his slumber.
I have just prepared the mushroom soup with a can of whole milk and put on the stove at low heat. Somehow my penis even in his repose loves this talk: Milk, cream, semen. Semen which a human male produces is certainly thick and creamy. But its texture and even color varies according to the frequency of sexual congress or masturbation session. If a guy masturbates every day or several times a week, his semen has the consistency of milk, whereas if he masturbates or has sex once a week or even more once every two weeks, his semen may be more copious and have a creamy consistency. Semen is truly the essence of the male, a product of his testicles, prostate, and seminal vesicles. Semen is produced in the heat of passion of sexual congress (fucking) or masturbation in the climax of the ecstasy of orgasm and ejaculation.
Semen has nutrients which enable the spermatozoa to swim to the female egg in a woman's cervix. That is why male semen is so potent.
But it goes much further than this. Both male and female sex organs are called genitals because they procreate for the propagation of the species. That is why sexual activities are so alive, this includes masturbation. Sex if rightly used in lovemaking is pleasurable, powerful for the bonding of sexual partners. This is true for the dedicated masturbator, who looks upon masturbation as a serious date between himself and his body with the penis being a potent sex tool of this bonding.
Males more so than females tend to be graphic in their description of genitals and sexual acts. Their descriptions and terminology used may verge on the vulgar. Sex slang is not used in polite company, but it is used among males in their private, confidential conversations as male bonding. Hence sex slang while vulgar is powerful and descriptive. Most males love to hear sex slang. It makes them glad that they are male. Sex slang if properly used is also a potent aphrodisiac.
Masturbation while not generally used in polite society or even on the airwaves is a neutral term. Jacking off, Beating off, Beating the meat, and the like are both descriptive of the fact that masturbation is a powerful act of self-love. Likewise, fucking, laying pipe, plowing cunt, and the like, are powerful terms of coitus.
When I was eleven and entering puberty, my younger brother and I shared a bedroom at home. For several months, early in the morning during the winter, he and I would get in bed and play with each other. We would feel each other's penis and revel in innocent sex play. Even at this time, when I played with my penis, or he, I would ooze precum. He would say, "Oh, you are porking off". I think he picked that up from his classmates at school, and I think he meant jacking off and cumming. He said so several times. We continued these early morning sessions until I got into high school and achieving sexual maturity in masturbation. By that time, our parents gave us separate bedrooms. My brother and I grew apart from that time. He's straight; I'm gay.
To "pork" a woman is a vulgar, yet potent term for a good, hard fuck. It is the kind of fuck a boar has with a sow to produce a litter of piglets. Hence, the term "porking off" is a good, potent masturbation session which produces a load of thick semen!,
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